fuck: IDK, man. Lots of good stuff. Mostly styling. Also Subs!

.env.example

@@ -25,17 +25,3 @@ MAIL_PASSWORD=null
 MAIL_ENCRYPTION=null
 MAIL_FROM_ADDRESS="hello@example.com"
 MAIL_FROM_NAME="${APP_NAME}"
-
-AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID=
-AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY=
-AWS_DEFAULT_REGION=us-east-1
-AWS_BUCKET=
-AWS_USE_PATH_STYLE_ENDPOINT=false
-
-PUSHER_APP_ID=
-PUSHER_APP_KEY=
-PUSHER_APP_SECRET=
-PUSHER_HOST=
-PUSHER_PORT=443
-PUSHER_SCHEME=https
-PUSHER_APP_CLUSTER=mt1

app/Http/Controllers/ReaderController.php

@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+<?php
+
+namespace App\Http\Controllers;
+
+use App\Models\Subscriber;
+use Illuminate\Http\Request;
+use Illuminate\Http\RedirectResponse;
+
+class ReaderController extends Controller
+{
+    public function subscribe(Request $request): RedirectResponse
+    {
+        // Validate email
+        $validated = $request->validate([
+            'email' => 'required|email|max:512',
+        ]);
+
+        if($validated['email']) {
+            Subscriber::firstOrCreate(['email' => $validated['email']]);
+            return redirect(route('subscribe-success'));
+        } else {
+            return redirect(route('subscribe-fail'));
+        }
+    }
+}

app/Models/Article.php

@@ -2,10 +2,12 @@
 
 namespace App\Models;
 
+use Illuminate\Database\Eloquent\Casts\Attribute;
 use Illuminate\Support\Str;
 use Illuminate\Database\Eloquent\Model;
 use Illuminate\Database\Eloquent\Relations\BelongsTo;
 use Illuminate\Database\Eloquent\Factories\HasFactory;
+use Illuminate\Support\Carbon;
 
 class Article extends Model
 {
@@ -27,12 +29,34 @@ class Article extends Model
         'processed_at',
     ];
 
+    /** ---------------------------------------
+     *  ACCESSORS
+     *  ---------------------------------------
+     */
+
+    protected function publishedAt(): Attribute
+    {
+        return Attribute::make(
+            get: fn (string $value) => Carbon::parse($value)->format('D, M jS o, g:i A'),
+        );
+    }
+
+    /** ---------------------------------------
+     *  RELATIONSHIPS
+     *  ---------------------------------------
+     */
+
     /** The person that wrote the article. */
     public function author(): BelongsTo
     {
         return $this->belongsTo(Author::class);
     }
 
+    /** ---------------------------------------
+     *  MODEL METHODS
+     *  ---------------------------------------
+     */
+
     public function convertMarkdownToMarkup()
     {
         if (is_null($this->markdown_body)) return null;

app/Models/Subscriber.php

@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+<?php
+
+namespace App\Models;
+
+use Illuminate\Database\Eloquent\Model;
+use Illuminate\Database\Eloquent\Factories\HasFactory;
+
+class Subscriber extends Model
+{
+    use HasFactory;
+
+    /** The name of the database table storing this Model's records. */
+    protected $table = 'subscribers';
+
+    /**
+     * Indicates if the model should be timestamped.
+     *
+     * @var bool
+     */
+    public $timestamps = false;
+
+    /** The attributes on the Model that can be mass-assigned */
+    protected $fillable = [
+        'email',
+    ];
+}

config/app.php

@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ return [
     |
     */
 
-    'name' => env('APP_NAME', 'Laravel'),
+    'name' => env('APP_NAME', 'Word Salad'),
 
     /*
     |--------------------------------------------------------------------------
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@ return [
     |
     */
 
-    'timezone' => 'UTC',
+    'timezone' => 'America/Denver',
 
     /*
     |--------------------------------------------------------------------------

database/factories/ArticleFactory.php

@@ -42,13 +42,13 @@ class ArticleFactory extends Factory
     public function definition(): array
     {
         return [
-            'title' => fake()->words(3, true),
+            'title' => $this->getRandomTitle(),
             'slug' => fake()->unique()->slug(),
             'author_id' => static::$author->id ??= Author::factory()->create()->id,
-            'subtitle' => fake()->sentence(),
+            'subtitle' => $this->getRandomSentence(),
             'body' => '', // We'll update it after making using the on-Model method
             'published_at' => $this->generateRandomPublishDate(),
-            'header_image_url' => fake()->imageUrl(),
+            'header_image_url' => null,
             'markdown_body' => $this->generateMarkdown(),
             'processed_at' => fake()->date('Y-m-d H:m:s'),
         ];
@@ -98,4 +98,60 @@ class ArticleFactory extends Factory
             return now()->addDays(rand(0,50));
         }
     }
+
+    private function getRandomTitle(): string
+    {
+        $possibilities = [
+            'What\'s in a Title? Hopefully More Than This',
+            'This One Will Leave You Speechless',
+            'Finally, The Pizza of Your Dreams',
+            'We Came, We Saw, and Then...',
+            'The Incomprehensibility of Aluminum',
+            'You Merely Adopted this Format, I Was Born In It, Molded by It',
+            'Vector Math is for Cowards',
+            'When Two Packets Love Each Other Very Much',
+            'I\'m Slipping, I\'m Sliding (I\'m on a Slip \'n Slide)',
+            'Tips On Giving Up (Maximum Efficiency)',
+            'Top 10 Reasons to Give Up Completely',
+            'Even the Monsters Are Disappointed',
+        ];
+
+        return $possibilities[random_int(0, count($possibilities) - 1)];
+    }
+
+    private function getRandomSentence(): string
+    {
+        $possibilities = [
+            'That page would not bring the reward that was promised.',
+            'However, his tendency toward love was endearing, I miss that most of all.',
+            'The jellyfish doesn\'t care what you think, that\'s hubris.',
+            'And yet.',
+            'I find it distasteful, the smell lingering in the air for weeks and months while officials dragged their feet.',
+            'I think it was down this hill, maybe.',
+            'Cold eyes, I never liked them.',
+            'You can call me fit, or the love of your life, if you want.',
+            'The kei truck proves its superiority yet again in the quarter-mile.',
+            'He knocked, but heard nothing.',
+            'First base!',
+            'But these histories are still lost to us, despite our vast technical advances.',
+            'In the sincerest way possible, I am begging you to start the fire.',
+            'They drifted up high over head and then sank reluctantly.',
+            'I\'m so proud of you, no matter how belated!',
+            'She gripped the handle, but didn\'t have the heart to turn it.',
+            'If this, then that, so to speak.',
+            'Mapping the source column onto the target column should be strictly validated to ensure no missing fields.',
+            'Would there be something in there, though?',
+            'The wood splintering echoed down the hall.',
+            'I simply do not understand.',
+            'The radio tower nearly scraped the belly of the bomber as it strained against the immense pressure.',
+            'What\'s actually left after that?',
+            'Yes, but it needs more spice.',
+            'Backtracking is good, actually.',
+            'Scan has always been the problem.',
+            'Smell first, then you can think about licking.',
+        ];
+
+        return $possibilities[random_int(0, count($possibilities) - 1)];
+
+    }
 }

database/factories/SubscriberFactory.php

@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+<?php
+
+namespace Database\Factories;
+
+use Illuminate\Database\Eloquent\Factories\Factory;
+
+/**
+ * @extends \Illuminate\Database\Eloquent\Factories\Factory<\App\Models\Subscriber>
+ */
+class SubscriberFactory extends Factory
+{
+    /**
+     * Define the model's default state.
+     *
+     * @return array<string, mixed>
+     */
+    public function definition(): array
+    {
+        return [
+            'email' => fake()->safeEmail(),
+        ];
+    }
+}

database/migrations/2025_10_06_194310_make_subscribers_table.php

@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+<?php
+
+use Illuminate\Database\Migrations\Migration;
+use Illuminate\Database\Schema\Blueprint;
+use Illuminate\Support\Facades\Schema;
+
+return new class extends Migration
+{
+    /**
+     * Run the migrations.
+     */
+    public function up(): void
+    {
+        Schema::create('subscribers', function (Blueprint $table) {
+            $table->id();
+            $table->string('email', 512)->unique();
+        });
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * Reverse the migrations.
+     */
+    public function down(): void
+    {
+        Schema::dropIfExists('subscribers');
+    }
+};

database/seeders/DatabaseSeeder.php

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@ namespace Database\Seeders;
 use App\Models\User;
 use App\Models\Author;
 use App\Models\Article;
+use App\Models\Subscriber;
 use Illuminate\Database\Seeder;
 use Illuminate\Support\Facades\Hash;
 
@@ -23,7 +24,7 @@ class DatabaseSeeder extends Seeder
 
         $test_author = Author::factory()->user($test_user)->create();
 
-        Article::factory()->author($test_author)->count(30)->create();
+        Article::factory()->author($test_author)->count(50)->create();
 
         $random_article = Article::where('id', '<', 10)->inRandomOrder()->first();
 
@@ -31,5 +32,7 @@ class DatabaseSeeder extends Seeder
                                     alert('oh shit. XSS might be possible here!')
                                 </script>";
         $random_article->save();
+
+        Subscriber::factory()->count(10)->create();
     }
 }

public/word-salad.css

@@ -3,9 +3,26 @@
 }
 
 body {
-  background-color: #813d9c; /* Primary Purple */
+  /* background-color: #813d9c; /* Old Purple */
+  background-color: #2d033e; /* New Purple */
   color: white;
   text-shadow: 1px 1px 2px blueviolet;
+  margin: 0;
+}
+
+main {
+  display: flex;
+  justify-content: center;
+}
+
+article {
+  max-width: 60vw;
+}
+
+@media screen and (max-width: 1250px) {
+  article {
+    max-width: 90vw;
+  }
 }
 
 a {
@@ -14,19 +31,71 @@ a {
 }
 
 #top-bar {
-  padding: 0.5em;
-  background-color: rgba(red, green, blue, 0.2);
+  padding: 0.5em 0em;
+  background-color: #ffffff3d;
   border-bottom: 1px solid white;
   display: flex;
   align-items: center;
   justify-content: center;
+  font-size: smaller;
+}
+
+nav {
+  display: flex;
+  justify-content: space-between;
+}
+
+#nav-logo > a {
+  text-decoration: none;
+  color: #ff9344;
+  font-size: x-large;
+  font-weight: bold;
+  margin: 0.3em;
+}
+
+#article-header-separator {
+  width: 60%;
+  color: white;
+  margin: 2em auto;
 }
 
 
-.bubble-panel {
+footer {
+  min-height: 7em;
+  display: flex;
+  justify-content: center;
+}
+
+#subscribe-form {
+  border-radius: 1.5em;
+  border-color: white;
+  border-style: solid;
+  border-width: 1px;
+  padding: 1.4em;
+  margin-top: 1.5em;
+  margin-bottom: 2em;
+}
+
+#subscribe-form > form {
+  display: flex;
+  justify-content: center;
+  gap: 10px;
+}
+
+#subscribe-form .email-input {
+  display: flex;
+  flex-direction: column;
+}
+
+#subscribe-button {
+  background-color: #ff9344;
+  color: white;
+}
+
+/* .bubble-panel {
   border-radius: 50px;
   background: #813d9c;
   box-shadow:  -33px 33px 65px #66307b,
               33px -33px 65px #9c4abd;
   padding: 2em;
-}
+}*/

resources/views/guest/all-articles.blade.php

@@ -10,5 +10,7 @@
     @empty
         <h4>No articles found, unlucky.</h4>
     @endforelse
+
+    {{ $all_articles->links() }}
 </div>
 @endsection

resources/views/guest/home.blade.php

@@ -8,7 +8,8 @@
     <p><i>{{ config('blog.subheading') }}</i></p>
 </section>
 <section>
-    @forelse($articles as $article)
+    @if(count($articles) > 0)
+        @foreach($articles as $article)
             <article>
                 <h3>
                     <a href="{{ route('article', ['article_slug' => $article->slug]) }}">
@@ -19,8 +20,16 @@
                     {{ $article->subtitle }}
                 </h4>
             </article>
-    @empty
+        @endforeach
+        {{--
+        <section>
+            <a href="{{ route('all-articles') }}">
+                See All Articles
+            </a>
+        </section>
+            --}}
+    @else
         <div>No articles published yet. Check back soon!</div>
-    @endforelse
+    @endif
 </section>
 @endsection

resources/views/guest/main-nav.blade.php

@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+<nav id="main-nav">
+    <div id="nav-logo"><a href="/">{{ config('app.name') }}</a></div>
+    <div>
+        {{--
+        <form action="{{route('search')}}">
+            <input type="search" id="site-search" name="q" />
+            <button>Search</button>
+        </form>
+            --}}
+    </div>
+</nav>

resources/views/guest/subscribe-fail.blade.php

@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+@extends('layouts.guest')
+
+@section('title', 'Subscription Failed')
+
+@section('content')
+<section>
+    <h1>Subscription Error</h1>
+    <p>Something went wrong while marking your interest. Sorry.</p>
+</section>
+@endsection

resources/views/guest/subscribe-success.blade.php

@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+@extends('layouts.guest')
+
+@section('title', 'Subscription Confirmed')
+
+@section('content')
+<section>
+    <h1>Subscription Confirmed</h1>
+    <p>You'll be the first to know about future posts. Thank you.</p>
+</section>
+@endsection

resources/views/layouts/guest.blade.php

@@ -9,8 +9,12 @@
         <title>{{ config('blog.publishing_name') }} | @yield('title')</title>
     </head>
     <body>
+        <header>
             @include('guest.top-bar')
 
+            @include('guest.main-nav')
+        </header>
+
         <section id="error-bag">
             @foreach($errors->all() as $error)
                 {{ $error }}
@@ -21,4 +25,9 @@
             @yield('content', 'Nothing to see here.')
         </main>
     </body>
+    @if(! in_array(Route::currentRouteName(), ['subscribe-success', 'subscribe-fail']))
+    <footer>
+        @include('shared.subscribe-form')
+    </footer>
+    @endif
 </html>

resources/views/shared/single-article.blade.php

@@ -1,16 +1,22 @@
 <article>
-    <a href="{{ url()->previous() }}">&nbsp;&nbsp;&larr;&nbsp;Go Back</a>
+    @if($article['header_image_url'])
         <img src="{{ $article['header_image_url'] }}" />
+    @endif
     <h1>{{ $article['title'] }}</h1>
     <h2>{{ $article['subtitle'] }}</h2>
-    <p>{{ $article['author']['display_name'] }}</p>
-    <p>Published At: {{ $article['published_at'] }}</p>
+    <p>Written By: {{ $article['author']['display_name'] }}</p>
+    <p>Published: {{ $article['published_at'] }}</p>
+    {{--
     <ul>
         <li><a href="{{ $article['primary_link'] }}">Link 1</a></li>
         <li><a href="{{ $article['secondary_link'] }}">Link 2</a></li>
         <li><a href="{{ $article['mastodon_handle'] }}">Mastodon</a></li>
     </ul>
-    <main>
+        --}}
+
+    <hr id="article-header-separator" />
+
+    <section>
         {!! $article['body'] !!}
-    </main>
+    </section>
 </article>

resources/views/shared/subscribe-form.blade.php

@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+<div id="subscribe-form">
+    <form action="{{ route('subscribe') }}" method="POST">
+        @csrf
+        <div class="email-input">
+            <label for="email">Email Address</label>
+            <input type="email" name="email" id="email" required placeholder="coolperson@example.com" />
+        </div>
+        <button id="subscribe-button" type="submit">Subscribe</button>
+    </form>
+</div>

routes/web.php

@@ -1,7 +1,9 @@
 <?php
 
+use App\Http\Controllers\ReaderController;
 use App\Http\Controllers\WriterController;
 use App\Models\Article;
+use Illuminate\Http\Request;
 use Illuminate\Support\Facades\Route;
 
 /*
@@ -24,10 +26,10 @@ Route::get('/test-insert', function () {
     return view('test-insert');
 })->name('test-insert');
 
-Route::get('/recent-articles', function () {
-    $all_articles = Article::where('published_at', '<', now())->limit(10)->get();
+Route::get('/all-articles', function () {
+    $all_articles = Article::where('published_at', '<', now())->paginate(25);
     return view('guest.all-articles', ['all_articles' => $all_articles]);
-})->name('recent-articles');
+})->name('all-articles');
 
 Route::get('/post/{article_slug}', function ($article_slug) {
     $active_article = Article::with('author')
@@ -45,6 +47,16 @@ Route::get('/writer/login', function () {
     return view('writer.login');
 })->name('login');
 
+Route::post('/subscribe', [ReaderController::class, 'subscribe'])->name('subscribe');
+
+Route::get('/subscribe-success', function() {
+    return view('guest.subscribe-success');
+})->name('subscribe-success');
+
+Route::get('/subscribe-fail', function() {
+    return view('guest.subscribe-fail');
+})->name('subscribe-fail');
+
 Route::post('/writer/authenticate', [WriterController::class, 'authenticate'])->name('authenticate');
 
 Route::middleware('auth')->group(function () {